I’m Selling Ad Space on My Forehead

The forehead is divided into priced boxes beneath a declaration that it is advertising space. Making the face itself a billboard literalizes monetizing every available surface, both an absurd side hustle and a satire of relentless commercialization.Use it for advertising seeming inescapable, exaggerating your search for a side hustle, or jokingly pricing something that was never meant to be inventory.